Corrupt a wish- Give a wish

Subject: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:38 am

Hey, I got this idea off of livejournal. And thought it was fun.

Example:

I wish I could meet everyone.

Granted....

But everyone you meet is a psychopath that tries to kill you

Or you could be nice and awnser

Granted....

And every person you meet gives you five dollars

I'll go first

I wish I could meet Yuki sohma embarrassed

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:23 am

Granted, you meet him but he turns out to be a 2D person so there is basically no pointin meeting a non-living thing.

I wish I had some food now

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:35 am

Granted, you have some food. And it multiplys everytime you touch it.

I wish my house was clean crying

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:44 am

Granted, your house is clean and the cleaner that you hired cost $1000 dollars an hour.

I wish i could fly.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:13 pm

Granted

you can fly, but you seem to always be flying into things.

i wish i could sleep

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:21 pm

Granted, and when you wake up, everything seems to go your way

i wish i could read and speak japanese fluently

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:53 am

(that would be a great wish to come true *sigh*)
Granted!

And you win a prize for your ability to read and speak fluent japanese, for a one way trip to japan all expenses paid to live

i wish i could read peoples minds

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:53 pm

Granted, but then u know stuff that you are not suppose to know, and the voices in ur head drives you crazy.

I wish I wasn't in class now.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:08 pm

Granted

you're not in class but everyone around you seems to continually lecture about everything except for what you want to know.

I wish i were a fish

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Tue May 19, 2009 8:47 am

Granted.

You are a fish but eutrophication at that lake you live in and you die.

I wish I didn't eat so much.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Sat May 23, 2009 8:16 am

Granted

But what you do eat taste like cardboard.

I wish noir would scanlate the next chapter of saver now!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Sun May 24, 2009 2:14 pm

Granted,

But they say it's the last chapter they'll ever do running with joy

I wish that we never had to do exams ever again!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Sun May 24, 2009 8:16 pm

(omg they better not!)

Granted Exams cease to exist, instead they developed a method to directly extract and download information straight to your brain

I wish.. i wish... that i magically found enough money to pay off my debts...

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:54 am

Granted, your magical way is through loan sharks. Now you can't pay them back and they cut off your fingers.

I wish I the results for O-Levels don't come out a day before my birthday, preferably 2 weeks later.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:02 pm

Granted! they come out two weeks later, and two weeks after that, and two weeks after that.. ect ect ect.

I wishhhhh ( i keep having the urge to say i wish i were a fish>_<)... That i could afford a mustange convertable.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:07 am

Wish granted, you are able to afford the mustang convertible but at the end, you sell all your possession and sell your inheritance, as well as your birthright and you freedom to obtain the car.

I wish I had a l.b.d (little black dress) book.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:14 am

geh..

Granted But none of the dresses come in your size.
( i had to google that... some of them are really cute!)

I wish i could open a sanctuary for abandoned and unwanted animals

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:37 pm

Granted, your sanctuary is opened for two days and the government comes and shut you down for drug trafficking that occurs in the sanctuary.

I wish I was back in high school.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:50 am

Granted your back in high school but your genius and they imediately recommend you for college and send you off on your way

I wish i wasnt so hot out today hot

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:32 pm

Granted, except that you're feel so cold that you turn into a block of ice.

I wish I didn't sprain my ankle.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:22 am

Granted, you never sprain an ankle ever again

I wish my relatives wern't such idiots

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:54 am

Granted, your relatives weren't idiots but in 10 years they will be retarded.

I wish life was easier.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:40 pm

Granted life is easier but its so easy its not worth living.

i wish my niece was here already im tired of waiting

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:08 am

Granted and she arrives with flowers!

I wish I had super tennis powers :D

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish- Give a wish Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:47 pm

granted the prince of tennis comes to your door and offers to show you all his tricks which end up being super powers.

i wish it wasnt so hot.